Do Not Buy This Game

Are you really reading this to find out more? ...FINE! If you DO buy this game, expect me to narrate in your ear for around 2 hours about your poor life choices, all while I'll try to create something resembling a game for you to walk around in.

DeveloperKingblade Games

PublisherKingblade Games

Released31 Dec 2027 (upcoming)

PriceComing soon

Reviews–

ComedyMysteryChoices MatterDynamic NarrationPuzzleWalking SimulatorEmotionalStory RichFunnyPsychologicalIndieShort

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5.3k

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#970

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0 updates in the last 90 days.

Release Date Soon™️	23 Jul 2026
Regarding The Stolen Money	26 May 2026
Maybe A Devlog #14	3 Feb 2026
What's to come in 2026?	1 Jan 2026
This one is for Strider	21 Oct 2025
Update Whoops I Forgot To Update Didn't I?	16 Oct 2024
Bitsummit + Japanese Translation!	5 Aug 2022
The demo is now available in Italian and Brazilian-Portuguese!	8 May 2022

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