Production 02074

If you’re interested in movies (or filmmaking) and have been looking for a way to waste several hours, we have the app for you! 02074 is the ultimate creative love story; you’ll learn (in excruciating detail) how the movie JAWS activated a young Steven Soderbergh and set him on a lifelong path of discovery, passion, and the relentless pursuit of unified acclaim and unjustified compensation. You’ll see, in granular detail, how Steven Spielberg battled the forces of Nature and technology day after day to fashion his landscape-altering masterpiece, followed by an insanely subjective twenty-five thousand word analysis by Soderbergh of the finished film. Not content to leave it at that, Soderbergh concludes this exercise by spewing everything he’s learned to date about the job of directing, complete with tips, workarounds, and real-world anecdotes bold and provocative enough to shock even the most jaded professional. The entire experience is brought to a uniquely insightful conclusion with an epilogue by Steven Spielberg himself.

Whatever your ultimate response, you can sleep well at night knowing that ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the proceeds for this app go to charity—making it the only JAWS-associated product to never turn a profit.

And we’re not going to get into a whole privacy policy thing because we won’t be in touch and we won’t be using your information for anything, ever. You’ll never hear from us again (unless there’s an update? But don’t know why there would be. We’re DONE).