Haywire Hospital Downloads & RevenueHaywire Hospital · App Store & Google Play
Haywire Hospital by Coconut Island Games Limited is on App Store and Google Play. Active Users (MAU & DAU), Downloads, rankings, keywords, revenue, and rating totals.
Full timeline · 6 events in the last 12 months
- 🚀Haywire Hospital: now shown next to Happy ASMR Hospital, Happy Hospital®: ASMR Game, Clinic Dash Crazy Fun Hospital +3 moreiOSthe store's “similar apps” for it changed: who it's seen as competing with
- 🆕Haywire Hospital first spotted by AppInsiderAndroidUnited States (found via similar)
- 🆕Haywire Hospital first spotted by AppInsideriOS#7 in Top Free · Trivia · China
- 📦Haywire Hospital version 2.7.12AndroidFix some bugs.
- 🆕Haywire Hospital released on Google PlayAndroid
- 🆕Haywire Hospital released on the App StoreiOS
Collected from the stores by AppInsider since we first spotted the app. Dates are when we saw each change.
Games › Trivia GrossingHaywire Hospital at a glance
AI summary written from our chart and store data, 2026-11-07. It can be wrong: check the numbers above.
A free-to-play hospital management simulation game where players hire staff, treat quirky patients, and expand their facility to compete with rivals. The app is currently ranking #4 in China Trivia Grossing and #7 in China Trivia Free, indicating strong monetization performance within its category despite being listed as a trivia title.
Similar apps: Two Point Hospital, Idle Hospital, Taps to Riches
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App Store
App details
App privacy Measured
Haywire Hospital’s App Store privacy label declares 2 data categories used to track you across other companies’ apps and websites, 0 linked to your identity and 5 collected anonymously.
As declared by the developer on the App Store — Apple requires every app to publish this label. We track changes over time.
Google Play
App details
Haywire Hospital downloads & installs
Both stores, worldwide. Bands are open; exact numbers are free with an account.
| Store | Downloads / day | Lifetime installs |
|---|---|---|
| App Store | – | – |
| Google Play | – | 100k+ Measured |
| Total | – | 100k+ Confidence |
How this is calculated
Where Haywire Hospital's downloads come from Modelled
Last 30 days: organic search, browsing the store, features and paid ads.
Active users
All platforms, worldwide. Free with an account.
How this is calculated
In-app revenue
Worldwide, what users spend before Apple and Google take their fee.
| Store | Per day | Per month | Share |
|---|---|---|---|
| App Store | |||
| Google Play | |||
| Total | Confidence | 100% |
Business model: Ad-led
How Haywire Hospital makes money: subscriptions, one-off purchases and ads.
Top in-app purchases · App Store US, most popular first
| 1 | Tin of Sardines | |
| 2 | Bag of Sardines | |
| 3 | Starter Combo | |
| 4 | Stack of Sardines | |
| 5 | Lunch Combo | |
| 6 | Sardines Bucket | |
| 7 | Special discount (480 Sardines) | |
| 8 | Luxury Combo | |
| 9 | Special discount (1440 Sardines) | |
| 10 | Special discount (1030 Sardines) |
Where it ranks now
Both stores, across every country we track.
| Store | Best rank | Charting in | US Top Free | US Top Grossing |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| App Store | #4 Games › Trivia Grossing | 1 of 30 countries | – | – |
| Google Play | – | 0 of 23 countries | – | – |
Full chart lists: App Store · Google Play.
Review momentum
ⓘ How we measure thisReview momentum (0-100) blends how fast the app collects ratings compared with other apps in its category (60%), whether that pace is speeding up (25%) and what recent raters give it (15%; recent stars well below lifetime pull it down). Ratings counts are read daily. A jump usually means a launch, a feature, ads or a new review prompt.
Ratings
Both stores. Store data, measured.
| Store | Rating | Ratings |
|---|---|---|
| App Store | 4.7 ★ | 48k |
| Google Play | 4.2 ★ | 6.9k 101 written reviews |
| Both stores | 4.7 ★ weighted by ratings | 55k |
What users say about Haywire Hospital
From the 50 most recent App Store reviews in the US.
Users overwhelmingly praise the game's unique humor, addictive gameplay, and quirky art style, often citing it as a favorite time-waster. However, significant technical issues regarding crashes, login verification failures, and untranslated text are frequently reported alongside occasional complaints about intrusive ads.
Mostly positive (88% of recent reviews give 4–5 stars). People like it for being fun, and working reliably. The main complaints are about crashes and bugs.
What people like
- Fun: “This game is crazy haywire fun!”
- Crashes & bugs: “Edit: crashing has been fixed”
- Login & account: “want to sign in but didnt receive verify code”
- Updates: “Game was good until last update”
Common complaints
- Crashes & bugs: “It was a great game to pass the time but now the game won't load at all”
About Haywire Hospital
From the makers of Naughty Kitties, featured by the App Store as Best of 2014
Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!
As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!
In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)
You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff
Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter：@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island
Haywire Hospital App Store
Haywire Hospital is #4 in Games › Trivia Grossing in China and charting in 1 of 30 countries we track.
Updated 8 Nov 2026 · rankings refresh through the day
24 Sep 2026 Games › Trivia GrossingHaywire Hospital at a glance
AI summary written from our chart and store data, 2026-11-07. It can be wrong: check the numbers above.
A free-to-play hospital management simulation game where players hire staff, treat quirky patients, and expand their facility to compete with rivals. The app is currently ranking #4 in China Trivia Grossing and #7 in China Trivia Free, indicating strong monetization performance within its category despite being listed as a trivia title.
Similar apps: Two Point Hospital, Idle Hospital, Taps to Riches
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Haywire Hospital on the App Store
App details
App privacy Measured
Haywire Hospital’s App Store privacy label declares 2 data categories used to track you across other companies’ apps and websites, 0 linked to your identity and 5 collected anonymously.
As declared by the developer on the App Store — Apple requires every app to publish this label. We track changes over time.
Haywire Hospital downloads
Worldwide, per day, and installs to date. The band is open; the exact number is free with an account.
How this is calculated
Where Haywire Hospital's downloads come from Modelled
Last 30 days: organic search, browsing the store, features and paid ads.
Active users
All platforms, worldwide. Free with an account.
How this is calculated
In-app revenue
Worldwide, what users spend in Haywire Hospital before Apple and Google take their fee.
How this is calculated
Business model: Ad-led
How Haywire Hospital makes money: subscriptions, one-off purchases and ads.
Top in-app purchases · App Store US, most popular first
| 1 | Tin of Sardines | |
| 2 | Bag of Sardines | |
| 3 | Starter Combo | |
| 4 | Stack of Sardines | |
| 5 | Lunch Combo | |
| 6 | Sardines Bucket | |
| 7 | Special discount (480 Sardines) | |
| 8 | Luxury Combo | |
| 9 | Special discount (1440 Sardines) | |
| 10 | Special discount (1030 Sardines) |
Where it ranks now
Every top chart it appears in across 30 countries.
| Country | Charts | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| China | Games › TriviaGrossing | #4 |
| China | Games › TriviaFree | #8 |
Apps near Haywire Hospital on the chart
Games › Trivia Grossing, around #4.
Ratings
App Store, worldwide.
Review momentum
ⓘ How we measure thisReview momentum (0-100) blends how fast the app collects ratings compared with other apps in its category (60%), whether that pace is speeding up (25%) and what recent raters give it (15%; recent stars well below lifetime pull it down). Ratings counts are read daily. A jump usually means a launch, a feature, ads or a new review prompt.
What users say about Haywire Hospital
From the 50 most recent App Store reviews in the US.
Users overwhelmingly praise the game's unique humor, addictive gameplay, and quirky art style, often citing it as a favorite time-waster. However, significant technical issues regarding crashes, login verification failures, and untranslated text are frequently reported alongside occasional complaints about intrusive ads.
Mostly positive (88% of recent reviews give 4–5 stars). People like it for being fun, and working reliably. The main complaints are about crashes and bugs.
What people like
- Fun: “This game is crazy haywire fun!”
- Crashes & bugs: “Edit: crashing has been fixed”
- Login & account: “want to sign in but didnt receive verify code”
- Updates: “Game was good until last update”
Common complaints
- Crashes & bugs: “It was a great game to pass the time but now the game won't load at all”
About Haywire Hospital
From the makers of Naughty Kitties, featured by the App Store as Best of 2014
Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!
As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!
In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)
You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff
Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter：@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island
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Haywire Hospital Android
Not in a tracked Google Play top chart right now.
Updated 8 Nov 2026 · rankings refresh through the day
Haywire Hospital on Google Play
App details
Haywire Hospital downloads
Worldwide, per day, and installs to date. The band is open; the exact number is free with an account.
How this is calculated
Where Haywire Hospital's downloads come from Modelled
Last 30 days: organic search, browsing the store, features and paid ads.
Active users
All platforms, worldwide. Free with an account.
How this is calculated
In-app revenue
Worldwide, what users spend in Haywire Hospital before Apple and Google take their fee.
How this is calculated
Business model: Ad-led
How Haywire Hospital makes money: subscriptions, one-off purchases and ads.
Top in-app purchases · App Store US, most popular first
| 1 | Tin of Sardines | |
| 2 | Bag of Sardines | |
| 3 | Starter Combo | |
| 4 | Stack of Sardines | |
| 5 | Lunch Combo | |
| 6 | Sardines Bucket | |
| 7 | Special discount (480 Sardines) | |
| 8 | Luxury Combo | |
| 9 | Special discount (1440 Sardines) | |
| 10 | Special discount (1030 Sardines) |
Where it ranks on Google Play
Every top 200 chart it appears in across 23 countries.
| Country | Charts | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Not in a Google Play top chart right now. | ||
Ratings
Google Play, worldwide.
About Haywire Hospital
Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (=￣ω￣=) !
Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!
As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!
In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)
You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff
Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter：@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island
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